I think a lot. I think about a lot of things. It has also been noted that I have a lot of words to use about these things I think about.
Here is where I write about some of the thoughts I’ve had about things I’ve seen and done. Oh, and sometimes these are funny.
I was told I should say that I’d love to know what you think of these things too. I guess I would so feel free to share. But mainly this is about me.
If you simply can’t get enough of me (once a week just isn’t enough for some) then you can follow me on Twitter (if you can find me) but I warn you, I swear like a sailor with a stubbed toe.
Pretty Feet, Pop Toe 
Every blog should be about the writer. That’s what makes them interesting. Good job, good writing and interesting outlook!
Why, thank you muchly! Glad you agree, it’s all about me, me, me! 😉
What he said.
Being about you is your USP.
Oh, you heard about my USP? Well, I’ve got an ointment for that now.
True
You’re moderately funny . 😐 (^.^) I’m Antony. Nice to have found your blog , now I’ll go ahead and spam your posts .
Cheeky! 🙂
Thanks for hooking me up, in every sense of the word, with your witty and sparkling take on things. You deserve your own club as well as a pedestal to boot!
Prettyfoot, keep your writing up! Look forward to reading along and following the outgoings!
Thanks very much! Glad you came by.
Thanks for dropping by my blog! I’m glad you liked it. And now, in true internet fashion, I am here to cyberstalk your blog. And can I just say, if every post is as good as your rant on pineapple, I probably found another great blog to add to my blogroll and share with my friends. 🙂 Keep writing!
Stalk away, it gives me a sense of celebrity. 😉
Thanks for stopping by and I hope you continue to enjoy the words I churn out. See you again soon!
(Seriously though, that pineapple was asking for it.)
Haha! You have a great blog! Thanks for stopping by mine, so that I could find yours!
Muchas gracias and all kinds of thankings. Call again any time.
It took me 2 sentences to know I would completely dig your stuff. Subscribed… I can’t wait to read a TON of your stuff tonight and for a while down the road.
Chip
Two sentences? What was wrong with the first?! Just kidding! Thanks ever so for stopping by and please do keep your hands on the wheel while you’re reading my posts down the road. I’ll have no death here at PFPT!
I write…have two legs…and I get “out and about on occasion,” also…but my legs wouldn’t look good in a skirt. 😉
As others have said, thanks for stopping my by photo blog…and making my daughter smile (she gets so excited when someone compliments her dog).
Don’t be so tough on yourself, i bet you’ve got a cracking set of pins! They’re probably very toned from all the dog walking.
You are very funny, very young, and very pretty – all the things that would normally make me hate you. But I can’t because you visited my blog, so I forgive you.
In which case, I shall have to find another way to garner your hatred. How about if I tell you that I wear live puppies at earrings?
No, I eat them for breakfast. Do you have skinny hips? That bothers me a lot.
I quite like puppies on toast for my breakfast, followed by kitten oatmeal. Helps keep hips trim.
I tried the kitten oatmeal this morning and now my hips are swollen and I’m coughing up hairballs. I’m starting to question you, pretty feet pop toe.
Oh my god. Did you shave it first? You were meant to shave it first!!!
OMG. You two really are a couple of sick puppies.
I have done my civic duty as a paid-up member of the Snivelling Snitches Society.
Expect a visit from the Animal Protection people anytime now.
Mmm, sick puppies – sounds like a dessert to me, am I right?
I just located you now after you gave me my first “Like”. on one of my bavarcations yesterday.
Now I’m doubly complimented when I see how very good you are! I sense you savoring words and rolling them around in your mouth and then stringing them together so adroitly that everything becomes deliciously funny. And the bare truth is there too. I’m still chuckling over the “being happy” for a new bride. Right ON!
Well this is a beautifully articulated response. A fine display of wordsmithery, if ever I saw one!
Thanks for stopping by and joining me in these painfully cash-strapped times of happiness.
Awesome! I like the way your pretty feet walk all over your pages 🙂
Why, thanks ever so. My feet do indeed serve me well. I’d probably type faster if I used my hands though.
Love your blog! You are absolutely gorgeous!
Well, with chat like that, you can most definitely come again! Thanks for dropping in.
Hi
like your blog so much I’m about to add it to mine under the Links heading “Writers I LIke”. Check it out! http://anne-whitaker.com/
You’re too, too kind. Thanks ever so! I’m looking forward to checking you out.
Prettyfoot, found you on Freshly pressed.. went through a few posts and enjoyed your writing. I’m becoming a subscriber 🙂
Welcome aboard and thanks for having a poke around.
Very cute and fun! Oh to live in London 🙂 I will vicariously through you. Keep up the good writing and Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Thanks very much and I hope my London larkings keep you amused. No pressure on me at all… *gulp*
It SHOULD be all about you, young lady! After all, I have my own blog…
And very fine it is too!
Great blog! You’ve got a compelling writing style that’s consistently funny. Consider me subscribed! Looking forward to a) putting off work to read through your archives and b) reading new posts.
Oh, and thank you very much for adding me to your blogroll! Very flattering!
Keep on wittering,
MB
I’m flattered you’ve popped over for a visit. Much thankings!
Slightly intimidating having a grammar expert going through my witterings. I expect to find red pen all over my posts from now on. 😉
My WordPress dashboard informed me that someone, somewhere, typed “Matthew Baines is the Grammar Guru”
My life is complete. It’s only downhill from here…
You know it doesn’t count if you do it yourself, right? 😉
I’m just jealous. The Google searches that lead to me are mostly disappointed foot fetishists seeking toe related porn.
Hey, hits are hits!
Um, what?
There’s no toe porn here?
You mean I’ve been wasting my time looking through these posts? Geez.
This is almost as bad as the time I went to TowPawn.com and found out that it was just about how great tow trucks are.
(*Sound of door slamming*)
[P.S. Before I posted this, I did check that there wasn’t a site called TowPawn.com, because, well, you never know – could’ve been something dodgy – but it’s all ok, no such site exists. For now…..]
I might buy that domain name and post pictures of road-side-mechanics’ feet on it. I reckon there must be a market for that kind of thing, thanks!
Maybe I could submit some pictures for your new site, but I am rather coy about entering into full-frontal toe nudity.
Can I cover my toes with some discreetly-placed lingerie instead?
And, like, do I get to go to the PrettyFeet Mansion, where they’ve got toe spas and stuff?
Will Hugh Hoofner be there?
I’m sure we can arrange for some very tasteful sandal placement to cover your hairy toes.
Ahem. We of the politically correct persuasion like to refer to them as “follically enhanced”.
(Actually, I really wanted to post here and watch just how skinny the comments section of this reply thread is getting; not sure if the Liquorice WP theme is really up to handling a popular post – I think it’s time to ask for your money back).
Typed into Google, I should say.
I am passing along the Humorous Blogger Award to you. I have created a permanent page for this award. Please reference the link for the rules
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You can pick up your badge at:
This is a special award. It is not your standard “list seven things about yourself” award. Instead it provides an opportunity to share your relationship with humor.
Yours is one of my very favorite blogs. I hope you will have time to participate, but as always it is entirely your option.
Miss D
I am humbled and honoured (and humorous, apparently).
I would like to thank my editor (that would be me), my muse (also me), my stylist (hello, me again) and everyone who worked hard to make this blog happen (me, me, me)…
🙂
Hey, stop by to pick up a couple of awards. 🙂
Who, moi?! You really spoil me.
Remember to keep these nods of popularity coming in my direction when you’re hugely famous.
yoohooo !! …mad lady ,your wriitng’s missed 😦
Patience, you impetuous young scamp! You get your regular dose of my witterings every Wednesday at 17:00 (UK time) whether you like it or not. You’ve been spoiled with additional bonus features from Mrs Cholmondeley-Warner.
Go back and read everything from the very very beginning and I’ll see you again in a few days.
🙂
Phew ,I didn’t really see the pattern of wednesdays so I simply assumed you were off somewhere driving around in a stolen tank or something . Now I shall start from the very beginning (^.^) .
I’m as regular as a bran-based diet!
(The tank is at the mechanic’s)
Hello, just wanted to let you know I’ve nominated your blog for the Liebster Blog award. If you haven’t already received one before, see my blog for the requirements (although I certainly won’t hold you to those, especially since I haven’t followed all of the rules myself).
Thank you so much Curly Carly, I’m humbled and honoured and [insert stolen Oscar acceptance speech here]
*wipes lonely tear from face*
Hi, I’ve nominated you in the Versatile Blogger Awards – see my latest post.
Thanks! That’s terribly kind of you. I shall swing by when I get a mo.
Hi,
I like your blog and would like you to know that I nominated you for ” The Versatile Blogger Award”. Please see the link: http://wp.me/p1ScTN-4T
Let’s blog more! 🙂
Ah, so kind!
Hey, I’ve tagged you on this chainmail-sort-of-thing for blogs . Go to my blog to check it out 😀 :http://rantonit.wordpress.com/2012/02/24/tagged/
Great post, I’ve mentioned you in my Versatile blogger post coming up in the next hour or so. Love your blog, 🙂
Thanks ever so, that’s lovely of you to say. 🙂
I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award.
You can read about what you need to do here: http://hannahscorner.wordpress.com/2012/04/25/the-versatile-blogger-award/ and get a copy of the Award picture (http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/blog-button/) to place on your blog.
Congratulations!!!
Please note, the award is completely optional and you do not have to accept.
That’s really kind of you, I humbly thank you.
Hi,
I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. For details, please visit http://darkofficehumour.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/the-versatile-blogger-award/.
Such kindness, much thankings. I’ll swing by to check you out in a jiffy.
i have got to include your amazingness in my links ; )
love & light
el
So kind, thank you!
I have nominated you for “One Lovely Blog Award”! Here’s the link: http://xxiamkristinxx.wordpress.com/2012/06/17/one-lovely-blog-award/
Congrats! I nominated you because I’m intrigued by your blog!
Thanks a million, very kind of you.
Pretty Feet Pop Toe,
Ken from Ken Thinks Aloud brought me here… I’ve been a wanker…
But I do bathe, occasionally, but it doesn’t take the wankerism away…
Le Clown
Try mixing it up, maybe combine the two.
Pretty Feet Pop Toe,
I like the way you think. So, the days where I am an unbathed wanker, I can channel my best Dennis Rodman, and when I am a clean wanker, I can do a very good Tom Cruise, right?
Le Clown
I’ve been reading your blog for a while. Let me rephrase that, I’ve enjoyed your blog for a while. I find you to be so wittily humourous! I’m starting a new blog and in the interest of getting a few views I’ll post here 🙂
I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award.
You can read about what you need to do here: http://jgfairytales.wordpress.com/2013/03/23/the-versatile-blogger-award/ and get a copy of the Award picture (http://versatilebloggeraward.wordpress.com/blog-button/) to place on your blog.
Congratulations!!!
Please note, the award is completely optional and you do not have to accept.
That’s really kind of you, thanks.
Found your blog via a couple of intriguing retweets, so glad I did.
Just read your Camden piece, I could almost smell the Thai food and feel the Clash thudding in the crush, very evocative. I’m very much looking forward to reading more of your scalpel edged humour. Witty, funny, brilliant.
I’m assuming from your prose you write for a day job, if not you really should.
What an utterly delightful comment. I wish that my paying job were as a writer, for now I sell my soul to the world of corporate events, but not for long! (Dear god, not for long, please.)
Hey,new blogger here….just came across yours…Amazing blog…and funny too…glad you started this blog….keep writing…hope you dont mind me dropping few comments here and then…
Thanks very much and please do feel free to join in with the comments, they’re always appreciated.
Read a few of your blogs tonight and was laughing like a drain 🙂 Cheers for posting . . .. Oh yeah and ya mad as a box of frogs on acid 😀 Thanks . .. . Steve 🙂
Nice and hilarious posts…Keep posting…
Thank you. 🙂
Wittering and Wordsmithery. Why didn’t I think of that as a title for my blog? Ah well, too late now…. Great blog, love it.
You got me with “I think a lot.” Cool post 🙂
I love this. I think I now love you.
I think a lot too – just published a post today about overthinking. And swearing does not bother me. Hope you are having a great day! 🙂