I wrote this for UK news site The Guardian and it is going down a STORM. Enjoy. http://d.gu.com/M8LyVH
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Pretty Feet, Pop Toe
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Previous Witterings
- Forget your faddy diet plans – how I dropped three stone and kept boozing
- How to talk to women wearing headphones
- Men like women who wear less makeup – a myth shredded
- 100 Mundane Adventures With Jay Rayner
- Putting the Me in ‘ME’rry Christmas
- Why I Don’t Mix Charity and Cake
- A Lesson In Internet Trolling
- The PFPT Guide to Surviving Prematuremas – again
- Smell My Comeback
- Immigrant vs Benefit Scrounger
- The Last 11%
- Five Signs Your Cat is Trying to Kill You
- There’s No Excuse for Rosie Millard – an open letter
- Taxation – The ‘Simple’ Solution
- How To Survive A Life Threatening Case Of The Sniffles (again)
- Walking The Cat (as you do)
- How Poo-Finger Sue Got Her Name
- A Shot In The Gene Pool
- Josie Cunningham – The New Modern Feminist Hero?
- Revenge is a Dish Best Served Tartan
- (With Deep Regret) Katie Hopkins is Right
- How to Ruin a Perfectly Good Meal
- U-bends and Glamour
- Top of The Pops (Toe)
- Not the Me That I Want You to See
- Name That Tune (You Paid For It)
- The Autumn Arrival Checklist
- Emotional Masturbation
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Pack It In!
- The Mysterious Cure for Fainting
- Tweenage Trollops
- The Joy of MP3: Remastered
- The English Approach to Accepting Compliments
- Religion and Wasps
- (Not such a) Lady and The Tramp
- Doggy Style
- Sometimes an Egg Just Needs to Be an Egg
- Cinderella – How it Really Ends
- The PFPT Street Harassment Quiz
- The Office Armageddon
- Why I Want to be Reincarnated as an Estate Agent
- Horrifying Bodies
- To Sleep Perchance to Drool on a Stranger
- PFPT’s Top Interview Tips
- PFPT Picnic Bingo
- Mrs Cholmondeley-Warner’s Twinkle Toes (guest contribution)
- Crack and Tuna – a “Celebration” of 100 Posts
- The Evil Clown Who Sleeps Beneath
- The Atrocity That is Birthday Cake
- Bodies Die, Stupidity Lasts Forever
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