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cloudy, chance of rain later. 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Just getting comfy... (20 minutes on a low heat should do it)."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pee-watch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pee watch</image:title><image:caption>"I'm detecting notes of elderflower, beef crisps and liver failure..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kitchen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kitchen</image:title><image:caption>"Just so you know, I can pee on the electric socket too."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/smother.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smother</image:title><image:caption>"What's that? You can't freeth? You make no sense."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/trip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Trip</image:title><image:caption>"Oh hey, didn't think you might want to walk here with deathly slippery feet..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/cut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cut</image:title><image:caption>"I WILL CUT YOU!"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-29T20:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2014/10/01/theres-no-excuse-for-rosie-millard-an-open-letter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/pa-1044982.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pa-1044982</image:title><image:caption>"Oh Charlie, get over it!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sexual-harassment-624x431-420x215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sexual-harassment-624x431-420x215</image:title><image:caption>"Get over it"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/77740924_sampeppervid.png</image:loc><image:title>_77740924_sampeppervid</image:title><image:caption>Sam Pepper's HILARIOUS prank where complete strangers must "get over it".</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/1411458377-c5d1283397d5cac3a20532d41826b3ed-1038x576.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1411458377-c5d1283397d5cac3a20532d41826b3ed-1038x576</image:title><image:caption>Sam Pepper - sociological sandpaper. Irritating and 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balloon in sky</image:title><image:caption>"Let it go kid, let it 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Ghost of Christmas Misanthrope</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-25T02:55:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/12/12/fashion-fiends-and-freeloaders/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T15:39:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/12/05/i-have-a-dream-youre-in-it/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-11T14:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/11/28/meet-the-parents-pfpt-style/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-20T12:06:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/11/21/the-end-of-bad-hair-days/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-27T05:40:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/11/14/nasal-etiquette/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-26T18:36:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/11/07/why-i-have-a-transvestite-for-a-friend/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-01T15:12:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/2012/10/31/the-pfpt-guide-to-surviving-prematuremas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://prettyfeetpoptoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/santa-beach.gif</image:loc><image:title>santa-beach</image:title><image:caption>Waaay 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