Taking a break this week, so please enjoy this hideous picture of me as a child. I think it’s fair to say that every mother somehow exacts revenge on all her children for the state they leave her undercarriage. I can only assume, judging by those glasses, that I had been a particularly eye-watering birth.
I could top that for the ugliness factor..but I won’t since I’m too embarrassed on my own behalf!
Not fair!
You don’t look that bad.did you like the bay city rollers by any chance
Not that bad?! Are you kidding? Do I need to point out the tartan shirt with the jumper that says TARTAN, just in case you weren’t sure?
Judging by your avatar photo, it appears you made a full recovery 🙂
It took years of therapy and a small obsession with Chanel cosmetics.
Pretty feet, really. stop spreading the myth that babies wreck vaginas. It’s bad publicity for those of us who have actually popped a couple. And it’s not necessarily true. Mine’s fine. Granted it took a couple of years and a fair number if pelvic floor exercises. But’s it’s moreorless back to normal so quit your scaremongering.
Vagina fine – perineum, not so much!
TMI, Poptoe? ;D
I know what happens when you laugh too hard…
Scaremongering? HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE GLASSES?! I rest my case.
Oh dear God NO!
Na, you looked cute, albeit a little geeky. But hey, you should see MY pictures from around that time. You look like a supermodel by comparison! 🙂
A supermodel who wouldn’t be able to fit her cheeks through a door and whose glasses could have been donated by an evil clown? Yep, sure.
I’m late to this party, but regardless of what you say, that’s a darling girl.
Often mistaken for a darling boy at that tender age. Didn’t leave me with a complex. At. All.
Perhaps, your mother decided you were so very pretty that she needed to hide a bit of it under the glasses. They are, after all, rather obvious.
Scott
Now that is a delightful thought. She will be most pleased with that one.
I’m still holding on to my theory though.
Yes, I imagine you are.
But i have seen mothers doing that with daghters!
You really have changed, but don’t worry everyone should have the goold old embarassing photos.
Are you still there, PFPT? It’s been over three months without a peep. I’m a little concerned about my favorite, irreverent Brit.
Hello dear Sandy Sue, fear not, all is well and biro-stabbingtastic in the world of PFPT. I’m building up to a triumphant return as soon as life stops getting in the way. Watch this space.
Long time no talk. I hope all is well with my favorite British person. I do miss your witterings.
Hello dear darling one! All is well on this side of the pond. How are things now you’ve gone back over to yours?
Pretty Feet, Pop Toe 
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