100 Mundane Adventures With Jay Rayner

Food critic, MasterChef meanie, writer, son of Britain’s favourite agony aunt, and jazz pianist, Jay Rayner has been on 100 staggeringly mundane and yet wildly amusing “digitally manipulated” adventures with me. It started as a vague drunken prank and ended in the two of us playing along to a bemused Twitter audience – and even meeting.

It’s been quite the journey, and here it is now in all its glory for your continued amusement.

It began when spotted a man who bore more than a passing resemblance to our favourite floppy haired, fork-tongued foodie in a rubbish pub eating soggy chips – a situation the very opposite of what we’d expect from Mr Rayner. Knowing that he is a good-humoured sport from a previous Twitter encounter, I saw my opportunity and shenanigans quickly escalated.

(Click on each image for a link to the original tweet – if you feel so inclined).

rhgrh

rhgrh

 

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrhrhgrhrhgrh

rhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrh
rhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrhrhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

rhgrh

 

Huge thanks to Jay Rayner – the best sport on the internet.

Comments

2 responses to “100 Mundane Adventures With Jay Rayner”

  1. kindredspirit23 Avatar

    So nice to see/read you again! I admit I have missed you.
    Also, he should not have bet you against the Java cakes. I could have told him.
    Scott

  2. redbeardofoz Avatar

    Great to see you posting!
    And you just made it – this means you can say you were blogging in 2015.

    A nice collection of funny pictures from a funny stalker, oops, I mean – funny writer.

    . . .

    BTW, did you mean to write
    “It began when [I] spotted a man”
    (Do I get bonus points for spotting that?)

Leave a comment